Exploring the feelings behind the worldview theme--another project WORLDVIEW theme song...
song
for theme #36B: Conspiracism “Ballad
of a Fat Conspiracy” by Stephen P. Cook to be sung to the tune of “Ballad of A Thin Man” by Bob Dylan |
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With corporate executives I’ve shared many a drink Minds tuned to profits I know how they think They’ve hatched evil plots Their laundry really stinks Their agenda hidden Beyond scrutiny But what has occurred Based on what I’ve heard Sounds like…conspiracy They packed food with calories And saturated fats Sweetened with corn syrup Tested on rats With hydrogenated oils1 Additives and all that Marketed heavily And sold on TV But what has occurred Based on what I’ve heard Sounds like…conspiracy |
I really have no doubt To make us big and stout A campaign they did mount With collusion2 beyond our detection Riding lawnmowers we expect Exercise we neglect Do you begin to suspect Subliminal advertising manipulation3 You’ve seen the lard asses And not liked their looks Nor couch potatoes at restaurants With deep fat fryer cooks But have you ever linked them To food industry corporate crooks? Maybe you have If you’re paranoid4 like me So how our nation got fat I’ve traced it to that Corporate conspiracy |
SONG—NOTES
/ COMMENTS 1—The
merely hydrogenated oils apparently aren’t as bad as the partially
hydrogenated ones! Parts of this song should be taken
with a grain of salt. If you haven’t caught on, it’s supposed
to be funny! 2—
Collusion refers to a secret
agreement between businesses or firms that sets price and output in a
way that decreases competition and increases profits.
3—Supposedly
subliminal stimuli—beneath the threshold humans can consciously
detect—can nonetheless affect the unconscious
brain and influence behavior.
In a study documenting this, “Hungry? Eat Popcorn!” was
flashed for 1/3000 sec over motion
pictures shown in a theater. During a six week test, popcorn
sales rose 58%! (Ads using such messages are banned in Britain.) 4—Paranoia,
in mild form, is characterized by excessive or irrational suspiciousness
and distrust of others; in severe psychological disorder form it also involves delusions:
of persecution, grandeur, jealousy, etc. Comment: this theme can facilitate shifting
blame away from yourself and provide emotional armor. Of the five
personality types (part Ia), neurotics are more likely to embrace
conspiracy theories. In their book American Conspiracy Theories,
Uscinski and Parent cite lab experiments and write, “Inducing anxiety
or loss of control triggers respondents to see nonexistent patterns and
evoke conspiratorial explanations.” |
the above song is part of The Worldview Theme Song Book: Exploring the Feelings Behind Worldviews--click here for more information
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